the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Lama

When you show your teeth, then spit in someones face.

This Girl turned me down last night, so I gave her a Dirty Lama

by Stiche February 9, 2009

Dirty andy

someone who never changes their boxers

A dirty andy is someone who goes to new York working and and doesn't change underwear

by madferret2584 May 14, 2020

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

Dirty Fender

An Act Similar To The Dirty Sanchez Yet Instead Of Using The Penis, One Uses His Own Finger And Either Rubs It Under His Nose GIving Himself A Poo Mustache.

Billy Gave Himself The Dirty Fender.

by R 2 The G May 24, 2007

dirty dreidel

the art of having sex with a small woman preferably a midget, the woman is on top and you spin her around like a dreidel while she is on top of your penis.

i dirty dreideled the shit out of this bitch last night

by pedro filepe December 10, 2009

Dirty abdi

When you diarrhea shit down a funnel into your girls mouth and then piss in her eyes

“So what did you and Bethany do”
“I hit her with that dirty Abdi”
“Damn nigga you nasty”

by Balls in my face April 13, 2020