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Nervous Ball Tingle

The tingly feeling that originates under your balls and moves forward towards your base. This is caused by excitement, nervousness, and being grossed out. Can be shortened to NBT.
Q: Looking at Kevin Ware's broken leg makes my leg hurt.
Me: It gives be a nervous ball tingle, not a good NBT but a "I want to throw up" NBT.

Me: "In waiting for the Athletics Surplus Sale, I get a HUGE NBT. "
by PrinceMichael September 26, 2015
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Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.
by SookySmoov October 8, 2014
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chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!
by cannonball967 May 6, 2015
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ball sack fart

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
by Schmendt November 17, 2013
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ball don't lie

A phrase commonly used by professional basketball player Rasheed Wallace; once famously yelled by coach Flip Saunders.

"Ball don't lie" is said when a player misses one, two or all three of his free throws after a questionable (read as: bullshit) foul call is made by an official. The ball is, essentially, the unbiased judge who will not reward the player by going in if the apparent foul was indeed bullshit.
*Andrew Bogut locks arms with Rasheed Wallace and trips over his own feet, prompting a foul call from the referee*

Rasheed: That's BULLSHIT, man!

*Andrew Bogut toes the line and proceeds to miss his first free throw*

Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE!

*Bogut then attempts a second free throw and misses again*

Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE, DAMNIT!
by Clint Malarchuk April 10, 2007
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breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.
by fakemonster August 24, 2005
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push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
by Manmess November 23, 2013
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