bust it baby

when you and yo girl is fucking reall good but she tells you to go faster and push harder when you push harder she get on top starts fucking and sucking your dick like she crazy and then yall will be fucking like the energizer bunny

energizer bunny,fuck so fast, good, crazy fuck me real good type of sex. bust it baby

by mirracle May 23, 2008

Rock-a-bye Baby

Is a nursery rhyme and lullaby.

The most common version used today is:

Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop,

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,

And down will come baby, cradle and all.

by Gianluca Sanna (JohnDorian) June 17, 2009

wet the baby's head

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

by Phil Bool September 27, 2006

baby bumping music

The sound of two or more people having sex.

My neighbors were getting it on yesterday and were making baby bumping music.

by Stock Locke August 8, 2010

Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009

cry baby bitch

That one bitch who's sensitive af and cries for the most unreasonable things ALL THE TIME

Been together for two weeks..
Boy: it's over.
Cry baby bitch: runs away, and cries in the bathroom for 3 hours

by weird flex but okay March 1, 2019

Baby Dutch Oven

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.

"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."

by Crosshare February 5, 2010