The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.

“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”

by Fuzت November 17, 2023

nb life

NB life is the life when you just pull up at some fine ass north bich beatches with your gang and

reflect upon life

"wow mikkel, you truly live the NB life"

by rameo January 23, 2018

Grub Life

When you steal someone’s kit by killing them with poopy weapons.

I’m on that grub life shit

I just killed this guy with a eoka, what do you know about that grub life

by 2 dudes one but March 14, 2022

The Half Life Point

A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)

George Lucas's Star Wars is like The Half Life Point of movie making.

by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022

life

Man, life is difficult and confusing. It has many meanings, many meany meanings.

Reg's illness progressed frighteningly life
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road

by owie;owie; March 1, 2021

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

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If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019