mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 2, 2021

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

Ur mom

ur mom is a perfect response to every insult

ur so annoying

ur mom

by Luna3179 November 14, 2019

ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

Ur Mom

A response that you can say to literally ANYTHING :D

Felicia"What's the answer to question B?"
Darren: "UR MOM"

by kumquatenergy6969 November 4, 2022