gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

Dump shit

Dope shit but also dumb shit

He just jumped off his roof
Thats some dump shit

by bidenair July 24, 2015

shit pie

adjective -- describes something nasty or worthless (esp. food)

Supposedly some people love SPAM, but that stuff is straight shit pie.

by Bad Billy August 28, 2003

Lil shit

Personally I use it when refering to little children on the internet. Why? Well kids on the internet are just annoying, dumb and are the sole reason why those annoying yet popular youtube channels geared towards babies/pre-schoolers exist.

Age range
5-14

Some more reasons.
-Shit spelling & grammar so bad it gives me headaches reading them.
-They are the ONLY people posting the stupid „First.“ comments on youtube, I‘m assuming they want the hate or are too stupid to not refresh the page to double check.
-They aren‘t old enough to handle the internet, for a lot of reasons.
-They‘re just garbage at online games and play games they shouldn‘t due to neglectful parents.

Lil shit 1: FeRsT cOmEnNt!

Most people: STFU and PTFO!

Lil shit 1 in chat: I was cyberbullied online!

Most people: Fucking hell, we have a lil shit on our team.

by McConplaint May 21, 2019

bole shit

The way that idiots who can't spell say "bullshit".

This guy was trying to sell me a 1997 Toyota Carolla with 300k for $5000. It was bole shit!

by geoff4376 August 29, 2009

puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011