Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
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The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)
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Get the Half Life 2 mug.some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children
You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-
You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
Partner: angel c-
You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
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Someone who thinks going outside, having a social life, club all day and all night, vape or smoke with their friends, being unreasonably busy, shag every girl they see, and needing to be liked and having a load of friends equates to "living" life. Usually these people don't know themselves and tend to be brainwashed by everything and everyone around them. They never have the time to think for themselves, and lives a stressful and exhausting life by needing to be in everyone's company. These individuals either get peer pressured, or they peer pressure others for a little bit of "fun". Or they'll go nuts. They're usually surface level thinkers and end up being the doormat in everyone's lives. They mostly spend their time shaming people for being unpopular or being the "weird one" because they're coming from a place of needing validation and wanting to fit in with the "cool" kids, because they're too afraid of being seen as a social reject.
People who actually do have a life in fact, are mainly ambiverts.
Someone who thinks going outside, having a social life, club all day and all night, vape or smoke with their friends, being unreasonably busy, shag every girl they see, and needing to be liked and having a load of friends equates to "living" life. Usually these people don't know themselves and tend to be brainwashed by everything and everyone around them. They never have the time to think for themselves, and lives a stressful and exhausting life by needing to be in everyone's company. These individuals either get peer pressured, or they peer pressure others for a little bit of "fun". Or they'll go nuts. They're usually surface level thinkers and end up being the doormat in everyone's lives. They mostly spend their time shaming people for being unpopular or being the "weird one" because they're coming from a place of needing validation and wanting to fit in with the "cool" kids, because they're too afraid of being seen as a social reject.
People who actually do have a life in fact, are mainly ambiverts.
Chris: You need to really live life man, party it up!
Jayla: No thank you, I'd rather study at home. I have better things to do.
Chris: You are such a loser I swear, you got no friends. You need to touch grass
Jayla: I've been so focused on study. I'm not looking to make any friends, It's not my top priority in life.
Chris: Imagine having no father figure in your life, you got no social life. No hobbies.
Jayla: Like I give a shit about that? I got more important things to fulfil and do than get myself pissed.
Chris: But no! You are still a loser! You have NO FRIENDS!!! IMAGINE NOT PARTYING, IF YOU DON'T CLUB AND GET DRUNK, YOU AIN'T LIVING!
Jayla: Stop repeating yourself. Narrow minded bum. You seriously got no life. Spend some more time with yourself, You seem insecure af. seriously.
Jayla: No thank you, I'd rather study at home. I have better things to do.
Chris: You are such a loser I swear, you got no friends. You need to touch grass
Jayla: I've been so focused on study. I'm not looking to make any friends, It's not my top priority in life.
Chris: Imagine having no father figure in your life, you got no social life. No hobbies.
Jayla: Like I give a shit about that? I got more important things to fulfil and do than get myself pissed.
Chris: But no! You are still a loser! You have NO FRIENDS!!! IMAGINE NOT PARTYING, IF YOU DON'T CLUB AND GET DRUNK, YOU AIN'T LIVING!
Jayla: Stop repeating yourself. Narrow minded bum. You seriously got no life. Spend some more time with yourself, You seem insecure af. seriously.
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