Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.

Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double trouble

To have sex with twins or two people at once

Last night was double trouble angela and cassie both rode me

by Ceerieeee November 14, 2016

The Overlook Double Dip

When a male inserts not one, but both of his testicles into a woman’s vagina.

“She wanted me to stick only one in, but I decided to use The Overlook Double Dip instead.”

by Mothergoose6969 October 9, 2023

The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022

Dougie Double Down (DDD)

When you “hedge” your bet by increasing your stakes with slightly more favorable terms, so not really hedging at all.

I bet you a box of donuts I can run a 5K in under 23 minutes. Minutes later I’ll Dougie Double Down (DDD) by betting another box of donuts that I can run a 5K in under 25 minutes.

by Ice Indicator Gnome July 28, 2022

Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025

double-half-aunt

Daughter of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sister of one's father and paternal half-sister of one's mother at the same time or also is a daughter of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sister of one's father and maternal half-sister of one's mother at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019