cum

some white stuff your penis spits out when you

smash your meat
so grab the lotion and wipes and lets begin!

"I beat my meat so I cummed"
"I died while beating my meat but cummed"
"I cummed on my autistic girlfriend"

by your neighborhood black guy October 22, 2022

Cum lord

Fucking ME

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me

by Cum lord69420 July 2, 2022

watery cum

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.

Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017

Cum runner

When a female cums and try to push or run away as she does it due to the orgasm sensation

As we were humping she climaxed and hit me with a cum runner. So I hit her with the scorpion and said get over here as I finished her fatality

by Mericachavez July 24, 2023

Mischa Cummings

A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner

You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!

by 0ttpxr March 3, 2022

Cummings

An old lady thinking she knows everything wants to rule Regis middle school

Don’t be a Cummings Constance

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021