brown his boxers

Shit his pants.

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.

by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown bagging

During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.

She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.

by SiK June 5, 2017

Brown Boxed

When you are having a MFF threesome and the two females are lesbian and bang you.

Hey Billy, are you gonna get brown boxed by Tina and Lisa today?

by 69macaroni August 30, 2021

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.

Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021