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idiot 1. i've got a new pen
idiot 2. man thats got to be the urban word of the day
by blobfish August 9, 2008
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modern day man

A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.
Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.
by Nic123456 June 25, 2007
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Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.
"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"
by CW Day Association July 12, 2009
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National Kit Day

To take a day off for personal reasons that you do not want to disclose. Used mainly in Northern England.
Person 1: I am having a National Kit Day on friday.
Person 2: Why man?
Person 1: None of your business, just stuff to do.
by Ross Sandbach April 10, 2007
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national sleep day

National sleep day is on March 18th 2018 , have fun and sleep all day and catch up on the sleep you've missed
Jim- "Hey bob its national sleep day today"

Bob- "Okay Jim see you later I gotta go sleep"
by National sleep day September 17, 2017
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Kiss a boy day

On October 31 is kiss a boy day this is because guys never want to get kissed by girls so I I can’t say my name but I made this day because Guys are stupid and never want kisses.
Kiss a boy day.ask a boy to be kissed on October 31 and then show this to them
by Brown_fox October 29, 2019
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small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010
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