Skip to main content
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009
mugGet the By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. mug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.

Shameless Butt Monkey

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.
by 51acker December 30, 2020
mugGet the Shameless Butt Monkey mug.

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233
by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021
mugGet the Green apple monkey mug.

Monkey Choba

One who dances with monkeys and/or smells like one. Can also be used as an everyday word.**
Owen is a monkey choba because he never bathes. Aidan likes to dance and smells bad, he is monkey choba. ** You are a cool Monkey Choba. You walk with the monkey chobas man! (mun-kee - ch-oh-baa)
by The Phokers June 28, 2009
mugGet the Monkey Choba mug.

monkey bumbles

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.
That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.
by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008
mugGet the monkey bumbles mug.

Monkey

An animal who eats banana, and it's a nasty creatures .
Australian guy : hello there mate!
Monkey: aaagh aaaaa ggghhh aaa hgggag aaaghha haahhahg
by Havard student June 25, 2022
mugGet the Monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email