An obsessive-compulsive trance state where a person’s hands are physically and mentally locked onto an object or device. It’s a mindless, addictive "fidget-loop" where they poke, prod, and scroll so aggressively that they lose all awareness of the real world. In this state, they don't just use the item; they "finger-fuck" it until the material breaks, the screen burns out, or their brain turns to mush.
Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.
Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!
Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.
When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.