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pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005
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Straight face

1. The act of a gay individual repressing his/her identity (including, but not limited to, their ideas, appearance and sexual attraction) for a more heterosexual one while in public.

2. Straight face is usually used when an individual does not want "others" to know that they are gay, so they may opt to take on a more "straight" persona to protect their interests. (Note: Not to be confused with being on the down low or in the closet, these specific terms do not apply).
John identifies as a gay man around his friends and family, however, at work, his co-workers believe him to be straight because he portrays himself as a "stereotypical" heterosexual male through his inadvertent qualities and/or behaviors. For an example, he may participate in conversations about sexy women, and do other things he normally would not, only to conform. This is called "straight face".
by Pierre Estelle March 14, 2010
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brain face

by amy zoe November 19, 2007
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klar face

One who bashes others because he/her is so incredibly insecure with him/herself
Nate Fournradis is a a klar face
by Bob Seiger May 13, 2005
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Paint her face

When a man bust a nut on a females face
She was sucking my dick then I pulled out and proceeded to paint her face
by Pablo savage August 4, 2018
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resting smug face

a person, who appears to naturally have or show excessive pride in his/her self(self approving face) when his/her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Kelly just has a resting smug face, she is actually a really humble person.
by ah ji April 29, 2014
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penis face mcgee

he is a person that has a penis for a face and a face for a penis
he needs no introduction, he is penis face mcgee.
by penisface mcgee May 30, 2010
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