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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Monkey

Monkey is a word often used to describe black chil…. I mean something that looks like a monkey.
by Babibub September 7, 2023
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Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.
My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!
by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020
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morse monkey

Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code
I used to be a morse monkey.
by candle12 February 2, 2016
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Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>
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