When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..
" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
by old_beaver October 02, 2014
cum cump basically means cum cup ykwim. you call people cum cump specifically white people who r like pale like vampire pale.
“hey cum cump”
by lovefarting June 28, 2023
by mrpickle123 October 21, 2020
A mixture between period blood and cum
Or a type of yogurt mainly including blue berries black barrys and raspberrys mixed with Greek yogurt
Or a type of yogurt mainly including blue berries black barrys and raspberrys mixed with Greek yogurt
by Seimen February 09, 2017
An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨
Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."
B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."
B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 12, 2023
An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨
Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"
Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"
Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 12, 2023
The act of ejaculating in your recently deceased child and putting a pipe bomb in their pussy, lighting it, and watching the cum explode everywhere
John: Last week, I turned little Susie into a dead body pipe bomb of cum. That shit went everywhere!
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Jim-Bob the Great IV May 03, 2025