Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.

Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up

by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 06, 2015

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 04, 2022

I won't go to sleep on you.

You will do what you say you will do!

Don't worry, I'll remember our agreement, "I won't go to sleep on you."

by Taylor Madison May 10, 2016

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth March 07, 2018

go sex your own body

A more wordy form of "Go fuck yourself."

Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"

Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"

by Thine Lord of Pineapple December 27, 2021

Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama just tried to pass his health care plan and is finding a way for prisoners to escape capital punishment. That just makes me want to go home and kick the dog!

by socialism sucks December 22, 2009

If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz February 12, 2016