shit stain

A little black girl that thinks shes cool

my friend sams little sisters black and she thinks shes cool but shes just a shit stain

by jake oliver January 18, 2005

shit cunt

a women who wipes back to front

your fanny tastes like shit you shit cunt

by daryl fuller January 21, 2005

shit-cunt

A female who wipes her bottom back to front, causing excrement to become deposited in the vagina. In turn this causes a severe ecoli infection within the vagina.

This causes the female to act very erratically, thus becomming a "shit cunt"

Kayleigh Moore - Shit-Cunt

by JMCG1989 December 14, 2009

mc shit

Mc Shit is where you go to mac donalds and mc nuggets and mc chip and fucken mc big mac and the go to the toilet and chuck a big shit in the toilet without flushing it and leaving it to stink out the whole place

Tommo went into maccas the other day and done the biggest mc shit ov ever seen they had to evacuate the whole place

by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006

Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

bole shit

The way that idiots who can't spell say "bullshit".

This guy was trying to sell me a 1997 Toyota Carolla with 300k for $5000. It was bole shit!

by geoff4376 August 29, 2009

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011