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Glued-hoes

When all your hoes are glued to your side
Damn I got all these glued-hoes.
by Gluedhoes123 December 25, 2018
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HOE

hoe is someone who do shit for attention

You got hoes that give ass for attention

You got hoes that Thrust trap for attention

Nigga that post or say lame shit for attention

Nigga that simp for women for attention

If you doin shit because your insecure asf and your solely motivated by the attention of shit you are a hoe
The hoe only wanted you cause she lonely
by ROYJUP January 4, 2025
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crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.
by Equipe05 February 8, 2017
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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Hoe

Boy 1 : your girlfriend’s name is really Laylani?
Boy 2 : yea, why?
Boy 1 : she’s definitely a hoe
by Hoboisaniggahoboisahobo December 9, 2023
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hoe

damn, cricket's such a hoe
by yeeskee December 12, 2018
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hoe

If you had to hop on urban dictionary to understand tf a hoe is, you need to log off the internet and engage in fruitful convos with the opposite gender.
Also possible you are trying to get into farming, if so, a hoe is a long handled gardening tool usually used to dig the earth up. This is also something my ex did, but that's irrelevant.
Hoe Cakes is a really dope ass song by MF DOOM. Give it a listen if you want to better understand what a 'hoe' is.
by putstheLinLGBT November 7, 2023
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