cum hater

A woman who hates to take cum in her mouth or face. A woman who doesn´t like tasting the cum.

Jenny has been a cum hater since she gave her first blowjob, she almost throw up after receiving the cum in her mouth, she found it completely disgusting.

by cucuruco March 1, 2019

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 27, 2018

Cum-Gun

Penis that is ready to ejaculate hot cum

As she got down onto her knees in absolute submission, he unleashed his huge Cum-Gun and gently inserted himself.

by Master Mase January 4, 2019

carly cummings

An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.

Carly Cummings shot that pigeon again.

by Howdilicious January 15, 2019

cum plug

Remaining semen that hardens after ejaculation.

Van fell asleep after sex and got a cum plug.

by EMSDew June 12, 2018