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real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.
"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."
by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011
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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024
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Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.
Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft
by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020
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LIFE

by bob:( April 6, 2022
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early life crisis

allegedly an album thats gonna drop new by that femboy twink ah mfer nettspend
"yo im hype for early life crisis"
"go outside bro, please."
by wzrd101 June 10, 2025
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