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One Time Nut Pass

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in
''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''
by krissacred November 2, 2022
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polishing the one-eyed bishop

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.
by CelVal December 1, 2013
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one hand sack basket

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.
by Anonomous11001 June 9, 2011
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one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012
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The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.
The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.
by Genetica August 30, 2021
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One More Song Syndrome

When you start a Guitar Hero or Rock Band session and continually tell yourself or your friends that you'll do one more song and then it's over.

The next time you look at the clock, three hours have passed and you've played nearly every song on the disc.
Person 1: I can't believe we played every downloadable Foo Fighters song Rock Band has to offer! What do you want to do next?
Person 2: How about one more song?

Two hours later:
Person 1: Alright. We've also played every Blink-182 song there is. Think we should go to bed?
Person 2: I've wanted to play 'Rebel Yell' for the last twenty minutes.
Person 1: Rock on!

One hour later:
Person 1: I think we've got the syndrome.
Person 2: What syndrome?
Person 1: One More Song Syndrome.
Person 2: No wonder we're virgins
by EderC October 15, 2010
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