sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

I’m in my bag

To be in your feelings, or sad/down because of a boy/girl

Chris: what’s up jake how you feeling?
Jake: not good “I’m in my bag” because Becky dumped me

by Suped_C October 16, 2017

Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.

Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!

by HFKDJF November 28, 2007

Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!

That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!

by unemplymnt line again February 06, 2009

tear bag

When tea bagging a girl and the girl gags and causes her to have tears in her eyes

Dude, my girl got tear bagged so hard chokin' off Dees nuts.

by ebonynivory December 28, 2013

lunch bag

usually the stage before being a cornballer , one who's age does not reflect their sexual appetite, their unperky Down Pointers , a neen who dwells in the suburbia of russel looking for a fix.

brent steele you fucking neener, leave those cornballer's and lunchbags alone you cooter stick

by J-BOMB January 28, 2004

Douche Bag

Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.

Steve Trippe is the definition of a douche bag.

by Nivla December 18, 2007