one hand sack basket

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.

Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.

by Anonomous11001 June 9, 2011

let the easy one out

to masturbate before sex, so you can last longer.

I let the easy one out, let's have a sex marathon!!!!!

by smallfierce June 24, 2014

Give It To The Ones Who Smoked

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.

Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.

by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019

Number One Guy/Girl

The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests

I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.

by Untimelyzephyr June 26, 2021

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.

The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.

by Genetica August 30, 2021