ur mom

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

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Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

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Jodhas mom is a popular meme around M.B community
The meaning of this meme is that jodhas mom has powers beyond human understanding

She can commanly be seen under jodhas desk ready to strike at any time

This meme was made during a group of friends were playing OverWatch 2

YOOO jodhas mom type moment lmao

by crumpl4r July 23, 2024

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drumline mom

the kindest member of the drumline; protected at all costs
Jobs include:
-answering the same question 10 times
-reminding everyone to put on sunscreen

-carrying extra earplugs

“Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing?”

“Idk ask the drumline mom”

by Just me g November 3, 2019

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Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

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