iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola

The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.

by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004

Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure

That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

Goofy ah kid

People aged 14 names josh.

Josh u goofy ah kid.

by thefake.simji July 27, 2022

Sour Patch Kids.

Drugs.

"You never once paid for sour patch kids."

by SourPatchKid November 15, 2013

Nutley Kids

Kids in Nutley from 7th grade to 12th grade. They never go to Burger King to eat food, fascinated by the the tain tracks, obsession with teepeeing people in October, 50% skaters and 50% hypebeasts.

*Employees in Burger King* *Nutley Kids walk in* "Ah shit here comes those damn Nuley Kids."

by SoboSquad October 14, 2017

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 19, 2022