Dirty Pineapple

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
by Mysterious Fruits December 3, 2009
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Dirty Delete

Term used primarily on Facebook to shame people who post something in a Group and then delete it when the post isn't received as well as the OP (Original Poster) had hoped. Sometimes the accused OP will be referred to as a "Dirty Deleter."

Mostly found in "Girls Ask"/"Rant and Rave"/"Mommy" groups, by very catty and petty women. It is however slowly worming its way into other corners of Facebook and the Internet at large.
When Greg posted in his favorite Facebook group about how he believes that the earth is flat, the entire group mocked and berated him until he deleted his post. Then some broad made her own post calling Greg a "Dirty Deleter" for the sole purpose of perpetuating the shitstorm.
by Brosef Ballin' May 16, 2018
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Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.
I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.
by Numman March 8, 2019
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Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target
Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk
by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018
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Dirty Rahul

A Dirty Rahul is when a man does a backflip then proceeds to shit himself
I just did a Dirty Rahul Yesterday
by IndianGod April 15, 2020
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dirty jayda

Someone who takes a dudes nut and intentionally puts it in her pussy so he gets her pregnant
I swear I didn’t nut in her, she must of pulled a dirty jayda.
by Stonerkid12345 June 8, 2020
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Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011
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