Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Cheese

That mysterious square yellow stuff the special kid eats

Whats that mysterious square yellow stuff the special kid is eating?
Oh that’s cheese

by Don’t use you real name October 30, 2019

cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 16, 2012

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

cheese charge

Cheese charge is a definition of a male person with long (pubic hair) with dried up cum stuck in the hair and it starts to smell like (mouldy cheese)

Ew why do u smell like u have cheese charge!

by SophieSophie😊 December 10, 2017

cheese whizzed

When your abouta have a crazy ass fucking time with your friends high as a kite

Bro I’m cheese whizzed asf (used mostly by Hartigan)

by Cheesewhizzed November 11, 2017