I lava you

funner way of saying i love you

i lava you so much

by kingp23 August 31, 2019

Will you marry me

uh who are u, no lol

(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol”

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad”

by definitely not Nadia July 13, 2021

do you me

other way of saying i would sleep with you.

e.g - do you me, to a random person (cotts )

by Patty stokes October 29, 2007

you need jesus

you need jesus is the name of a local rug installer

tired of that hard wood flooring raising the cost of insulation you need jesus can help 666 777 0909

by sanxity July 2, 2019

Get you one

to smoke a bowl of marijuana. quite simple.

Ashton Kutcher: "Hey man, are you going to get get you one with me after the show tonight?"

Snoop Dogg: "Nah, I already got me one earlier today. You can go ahead and get you one, though."

by 1bram4 August 27, 2009

what you tell?!

What you tell it's like :
"oh, really?"
or
"no, you are kidding me!"

it's an original phrase by me!

my friend : "Dude, she has really big boobs...you've never seen boobs like that!"
me : "What You Tell??!?!?!"

by sagi March 17, 2005

Stalk you later

Derived from stumbling over your words when you can't decide between "see you later" and "talk to you later" and end up sounding like an idiot trying to say both at once. Deliberately blending the two turns a social faux pas into an ironic commentary on postmodern friendships.

Chet: Alrigh', dude. I'm out.
Allen: Stalk you later, man.
Chet: Whoa, you're right. Modern technology and microblogging makes us all stalkers of each other.

by Skoren Creek October 27, 2010