pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

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dirty desert dogs

A small group of elite young men that grew up in the deserts of the far west texas town of El Paso. Tracking and stocking military convoys in order to obtain various munitions, mre's, and other tools or equiptment left behind by military personnel. This elite group also enjoys enjoys basking in the hot sun while drinking warm dark beer from a left over keg, while daring each other to be the first to drink liquid rat!

We waited behind the tall mesquite for the 2 communication antenna to go down. Dirty desert dogs..... Move in!!!!

by wrfjax October 23, 2019

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raw dog oxygen

breathing without wearing a mask

I miss being able to raw dog oxygen before this COVID shit happened.

by kcamperz December 1, 2020

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Russian Corn Dog

A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.

Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?

Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...

by The Russian Master November 4, 2021

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Dog Sex Incident

Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.

A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*

by Socherind October 1, 2021

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