Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.
Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!
by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022
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Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian
Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying
by The other smart boi December 06, 2021
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ur mom

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room
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a fine ass women i slept with last night
"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"
by Iamshy4u August 26, 2021
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a joke that is over used (like your mom)
by itami_shiina October 03, 2021
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ur mom is a very nice person
by TheHylian12 August 11, 2019
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Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died
I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked
by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 14, 2019
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