New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.

She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.

by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018

new england

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.

where do u live?
new england
oh got u

by snoopdawgio December 6, 2018

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories

All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.

by Danlod July 18, 2017

new hampshiers

Crazy but fun and friendly people NH. These people are pretty mellow know how to have a good time.

New hampshiers are some wacky people ( a person in Vermont said that).

by Dasiy meerkat July 24, 2017

new indian

an old term for North America coined by Christopher Columbus

North Americans used to be called New Indians before that died out.

by niadiwestindian July 27, 2017

new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.

Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.

by schmidtyballs August 9, 2017

lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017