I’m in my bag

To be in your feelings, or sad/down because of a boy/girl

Chris: what’s up jake how you feeling?
Jake: not good “I’m in my bag” because Becky dumped me

by Suped_C October 15, 2017

Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.

Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!

by HFKDJF December 28, 2007

Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!

That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!

by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009

Russian sleeping bag

When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.

Veronica was being sassy, so Billy gave her the ol' Russian Sleeping Bag last night.

by Russian news September 7, 2013

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Whore Out Bag

A bag, usually old computer back pack where you keep your lube, drugs, sex toys, condoms, handy wipes, cock rings; a man's sex bag. You can fill it with anything naughty that you need to keep mobile, wink. You grab it when you need to go to a hot tryst, asap, just grab and go.

A: Ok, lets meet in 3 hours, I need to get some things together before we meet.
B: You don't have a whore out bag already to go, whore?
A: Nope.
B: This sucks. I got to be at work in 2 hours...anyway to speed this up? You know what? lets forget it this time. Get your shit together.

by Gretel777 October 22, 2012

Mr. T-bag

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."

Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009