ass-monkey 

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

ass-monkey by chris May 13, 2005

grenade monkey 

a monkey with a granade amonkeywithagranade

hey gorge look at that "grenade monkey"

grenade monkey by stooped munkey January 8, 2007

What the H Monkey??

a word when said if confused and has nothing better to say

created by Blair Bear of the 727 bizz-itchess

Bob- "Fuck yo couch!!!"

Blair Bear- "What the H Monkey??"

What the H Monkey?? by Blairy Bo Beary October 9, 2008

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

Sea Monkey by Tom February 21, 2004

monkey chops 

when i need a home and ive got no-one to trust or share, i got a £50 note and burned it with a match using a-level maths to chant to jerry springer when it is really crap, i used to have a telivisiion but the sprites died. The monkey chops ate me with their leader some call Jebus, but some call geoff

I need a monkey to sit on.

monkey chops by Ralfh October 14, 2004

monkey wrench 

slang for vinegar and water in a bottle to make a woman not have a smelly pussy

will you go to the corner sto and get me a box of monkey wrenches

monkey wrench by lilnemo23 February 8, 2008

monkey bite 

To grab another male's genitalia and squeeze it, whilst yelling "Monkeee" at the top of your lungs. For details on doing this to a female, see the definition for CAMEL CLUTCH. A monkey bite that lasts over 1 second is called a MO-NKEY RONKEY.

Man, Jamey almost keeled over when Mark gave him that monkey bite! Poor Jamey, his nuts are in a wringer.

monkey bite by David G December 2, 2003