Maple Mexican

1. Any resident of Canada, especially Indian-Canadians.
2. Canadians who frequently travel between the U.S-Canada Border.

James: Hey Mark what is that long-haired brownie doing in Montana?

Mark: One of those f*cking Maple Mexicans coming across the border.

by RosemaryTulip355 May 24, 2025

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.

I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.

by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025

China Mexican

(Derog.) A Southeast Asian

"I'm a China Mexican, I come from Southeast Asia"

by MistressChing_Ext August 3, 2025

Backdoor Mexican restaurant

The act anal felatio that you intend to stop but continue to be pressured into.

I thought we were having a good time but i ended up at the backdoor Mexican restaurant.

by Hockey nighter August 17, 2025

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Plop Mexican

Generic mid-quality Mexican food characterized by how it is served with a plop of condiments-plop of sour cream, plop of lettuce, plop of tomatoes, etc.

This ain’t high quality Mexican cuisine, but it ain’t bad for plop Mexican.

by Clausen Balls October 29, 2025