Dick Love

When you are enamored with someone, and then bang, and then are even more so.

"With such an incredible penis, it was easy to fall in dick love with Gabe."

by Calimander December 2, 2018

Flag

Get the Dick Lovemug.

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Flag

Get the Dick windedmug.

oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Flag

Get the oscar dickmug.

Dick Chizzle

The aftermath of when you use a cheese grater on your penis, what comes after is called 'dick chizzle' which is the 'dust' or 'parts' of your penis.

1. Duuuude! Rob's dick is gone now, but the doctors saved it since there was some dick chizzle when he grated his dick on a cheese grater.

by raidenslicer May 18, 2018

Flag

Get the Dick Chizzlemug.

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.

Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."

by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022

Flag