Re-dicked

When the first dicking wasn't enough.

Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked

by spookypooky December 31, 2014

Shit Dick

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

by DEATH BY POTATO January 6, 2015

dick gaggle

A gaggle of dicks; meaning a disorderly group of dicks. Sometimes incorrectly called a bunch of assholes.

"A bunch of assholes live on this street."

"No, I wouldn't say that. It's more like a dick gaggle."

by v.kernel October 28, 2013

mush dick

a dick that never seems fully erect no matter what you try

Eddie has mush dick. It never gets like a rock"

by Civicchick November 7, 2013

dick tassel

a tassel on one's dick. dick tassel. a thin strip of t-shirt one might cut off the sleve of their shirt then whip around one's dick. dick tassel.

I have a dick tassel. I made it from my shirt.

by dicktassel November 16, 2013

dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.

I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.

by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013

urban dicking

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.

Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.

by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013