Big Dick Lens

A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.

Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10

Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!

by KenRockwell69 August 13, 2018

Big rig mig

A handsome Italian with a 10” rig and a phatty. The biggest rig of them all, an absolute hunk who’s packin.

He measures from balls to tip, when he does you’re scared of it, cause it’s really big
He’s big rig mig

by westanjared February 10, 2021

Bobby big bollocks

Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’

Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz

by Rookie Wilson June 17, 2018

Big City Style

A sex position where the two consenting adults smash their butt cheeks together repeatedly.

"We were in the middle of nowhere, I had to show her how do it big city style."

by mister grumbles May 7, 2019

big head spliff

a large marijuana spliff (jamaican slang)

yo bredren mi juss bun ah big head spliff, whe buss off mi face!

by jimmyjump55555 November 14, 2006

big gay al

a funny and gay man from south park!!!!!!!

man 1:how r u doing today?
big gay al:im super...thanks for asking...dont u think i look cute in this hat

by COCK MCBALLSACKS April 19, 2005

Big Twelved

When a college football team decides instead of playing in a competitive conference to play in a depleted conference with no Championship game. The result is a cupcake schedule and loss of respect from the entire country.

Wes: Did you hear Texas turned down the invitation to join the Pac-10?

Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?

Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.

Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.

Wes: That's a given.

by 817Chaz June 16, 2010