ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

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Your mom

The person who i fucked

I had sexual intercourse with your mom

by Krtinakrtina November 21, 2021

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Your Mom

it just basically your mom but it bigger than the universe, it so big that even you can't see it

the universe is so small that Your Mom can't compare to it

by noisaacno March 8, 2022

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ur mom

ur mom x2

ur mom. com

by anonymous March 8, 2022

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your mom

your mom is a meme/insult used in a your mama smack down

your mom is so fat that she is our solar system.

by meme rexy March 8, 2022

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But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

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by numberseven,manurinatesonfello March 8, 2022

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