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Friend

A friend is someone who seems to care about you and love you when in actual fact, friends are really your worst enemy in discuse. Having a best friend is torture. All it is, is fighting and heartbreak along with disloyally and a side dish of betrayal. Choose your friends wisely!
Girl 1- "hey bff what ya doing"
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!
by Helena-in-lovexoxo June 2, 2019
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friends

Something u dont have.
Mom, I need friends!
by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022
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Best friend-in-law

When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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Friend

Something you do not have.
"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."
by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020
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Expose your friend that rarely replies back

Expose your friend that rarely replies back is posting a picture of your chat of you and your friend who rarely texts back to you(november 6)
Expose your friend that rarely replies back is posting a picture of your chat of you and your friend who rarely texts back to you
by Best._.Boi._.Chan November 6, 2021
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Turnaround Friend

Someone you meet during your down times in life who helps you turn around a fix your choices and create a better you.
James is my turnaround friend , He really helpped me when I couldn't help myself.
by RuinedByWonderland November 4, 2016
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