A moment of mid-sentence distraction.
by MatrixFoxDemon October 03, 2013
When someone offers to do your brows--and I mean make your brows fap-ulous, like absolute FLEEK-- but then they either don't or they just make you wait. Your poor brows just got teased too hard and then they turn blue. Though not usually literally. Because that would, like, be weird.
Yeah Rylie said she was going to do the works on my brows since she's in aesthetician school, but then when I said I was ready she totally said "omg not right now". The tease like totally gave me blue brows.
by MyNippleFellOutAgain April 06, 2021
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
by DJTruth December 11, 2022
A bunch of far left-wing Democratic Socialists who use Twitter every second of their lives to tell people who disagree with them to die. Blue Anon spreads information that has lots of missing context and information to push ridiculous ideologies.
by Rentinador March 10, 2021
People that believe conspiracy theories that everyone from the President to their neighbors dog is a racist, White Supremacist, Russian Spy who is plotting to overthrow democracy, and they can prove it by citing obscure dog whistles that only the people involved in the conspiracy and the conspiracy theorists themselves can hear. These conspiracies are often fed by the news and big tech that continually tells them what to fear through lies and stories that need to be retracted the day later.
This is all done while believing that they alone know the truth and anyone that doesn't believe that the president, the entire DOJ, Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Robert Mueller, and their neighbors dog are White Supremacist, Russian Spies are conspiracy theorists.
This is all done while believing that they alone know the truth and anyone that doesn't believe that the president, the entire DOJ, Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Robert Mueller, and their neighbors dog are White Supremacist, Russian Spies are conspiracy theorists.
"There is going to be a massive armed uprising on 1-20-21, no now it's 3-4-21, no it didn't happen because now it's 3-30-21, you have to be afraid even though it keeps not happening, trust me, I'm Blue Anon and we fight conspiracies"
Of course he still believes the Covington Kids are guilty, he's Blue Anon.
Of course he still believes that Jussie Smullet was attacked by MAGA racists in CHICAGO of all places, and it wasn't a hoax he's Blue Anon.
Of course he believes that denying Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian spy, proves she is a Russian Spy, he's Blue Anon.
You might be Blue Anon if you were against the COVID vaccine before Biden won, but support it after the election and don't realize you changed your stance.
If you believe that speech is violence and violence is free speech, you might be Blue Anon.
Blue Anon, it's like Qanon, only the media supports the crazies
Of course he still believes the Covington Kids are guilty, he's Blue Anon.
Of course he still believes that Jussie Smullet was attacked by MAGA racists in CHICAGO of all places, and it wasn't a hoax he's Blue Anon.
Of course he believes that denying Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian spy, proves she is a Russian Spy, he's Blue Anon.
You might be Blue Anon if you were against the COVID vaccine before Biden won, but support it after the election and don't realize you changed your stance.
If you believe that speech is violence and violence is free speech, you might be Blue Anon.
Blue Anon, it's like Qanon, only the media supports the crazies
by smurfdance March 21, 2021
A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.
by IShouldntHaveToExplainThis March 23, 2021
A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.
Why can't I find "Blue Anon" on Urban Dictionary?
by UrbanNC March 07, 2021