Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.

meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019

Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it

Dumb Uber kid

by Uber kid April 23, 2017

Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.

Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.

by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024

Ur Bad Kid

A phrase used by toxic 9-year-olds on Fortnite.

Billy: LOL UR BAD KID U SUCK AT FORTNITE LOOOOOOOOOOOL

by Doors. August 26, 2022

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022

Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.

"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*

by VexTopsyTurver5000SloppyToppy May 23, 2023

Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.

Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"

by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011