Not my monkey, not my circus 

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

Not my monkey, not my circus by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2022

monkey man 

a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)

QWAZZY(from upfront) IS A DOUCHE BAGGGGG MONKEY MANNN...

monkey man by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003

monkey 

a word u say when ur mad

Damn monkey!!!

monkey by Jeff November 7, 2003

Monkey Trunk 

n. When a woman's inner labia (labia minora) extends beyond her outer labia (labia majora) which are most commonly larger

That woman's monkey trunk was so big she had to tuck it in when she wore a bikini.

Monkey Trunk by Gods_mistake May 1, 2005

monkey 

a silly small fuzzy animal that swings about and screaches loudly

don't touch that monkey dear, you'll get AIDS
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.

monkey by aliks August 11, 2006

Howler Monkey 

An insult so lame, it's funny.

"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"

Howler Monkey by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003

sea monkey stew 

Janets home cookin made of various sea monkeys, and her "special" sauce.

MMmmmm, that seamonky stew sure tasted mighty fine down my gullet!

sea monkey stew by Stephanie December 6, 2004