Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.

My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

by Odranreb Aíugrum April 11, 2021

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Your life

You failed miserably.

Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.

by Botyes December 29, 2020

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 27, 2021

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 22, 2021

your life

is boring

“Your life is boring babe!”
“Real”

by ndksnsksmsks February 19, 2023

Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.

Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024