cock block

Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch

well, she is a huge cock block

by Dude August 8, 2004

Cock-Sleeve

A victim blaming little shit.

1. Don't listen to that cock-sleeve Simon Belmont, it's not like I chose to work for Dracula!
2. The definition above me is wrong, and was written by a total cock-sleeve.

by Richter Belmont 23 March 25, 2019

cock muncher

Mike Joly and Ryan Krieg because they Munch each others cocks.

"who's a cock muncher?"
"Ryan Krieg is a cock muncher...don't ask, it hurts to remember."

by Mike and Ryan May 2, 2005

cold cock

Sending girls unrequested dick picks. Similar to cold-calling someone.

OMG, I can't believe Ryan just cold cocked me. I've never even been on a date with him!!

by TSK12345 June 16, 2015

purple cock

this is a slang term for a black man's penis. (a big black cock).

i'm a fan of the purple cock. once you go black you never go back.

by ms. thang March 26, 2004

douche cock

A penis that produces such a large load of sperm that it can act as a douche

Marysaid "He is such a douche cock, after he came it was flowing out of me!"

by SirJonHere November 2, 2009

sky cock

morning wood when you touch it you ejaculate instantly.

Dude, I woke up this morning and touched my sky cock and esploded on my covers.

by Trent ross October 8, 2010