don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023

Bedazzled cum bucket

When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone

Bruh , I busted on Stacey’s face the other night and it shined like a bedazzled cum bucket

by HIUGLY79 December 5, 2018

cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.

Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.

by JeebB July 18, 2017

South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.

Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"

by American OG August 8, 2017

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017