Zach Attack

1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.

1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.

2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!

3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!

by The TampaBay Tyrant March 25, 2009

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Zach Park

A Street Rapper local to NY's Syracuse,binghampton, and elmira regions. Best known by his nickname "Tha Fresh Prince Of New York". He is also very well known for his dislike of the law, and his very public love for da pussy

Me: Yo what you doin tonight
Friend: Nuthin
Me: Lets go down to the voodoo lounge and see Zach Park spit his mad game
Friend: Oh Sit son, I didnt no he was in town, lets go!!!

by Gilberto Sanchez August 28, 2009

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Zach Herron

My husband. That's all that needs to be said. He's such an Inspiration, and I'm glad he came into this world. Him and the "Why don't we" boys are all so cute, and have such great voices. They are all so talented, and I hope they continue to make music for years to come.

"Zach Herron is my husband. Back off thot."

by I.am.addicted.to.herron June 11, 2018

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Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.

Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.

by BGP! October 25, 2012

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Zach De La Rocha

The mega-hot lead singer of Rage Against the Machine.

"Yo, I went to a Rage concert last night and I don't think I'm straight anymore. Zach De La Rocha got me curvin all over the place, no cap"

by corey2525 February 22, 2021

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Zach Randolph

A Zach Randolph is a cocktail: 3 parts blue drink, 1 part vodka. Like the basketball player it's named after, it is not smooth and it will fuck you up.

Also called a Z.Bo

A: I went hard last night. I had at least 5 Zach Randolphs.

B: Zach Randolphs? Don't you mean Z.Bo's?

by top pot May 24, 2011

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