Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)

Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.

by MomBanger83 September 11, 2011

your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

by slimshadey January 16, 2010

Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.

Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

by Matress1230 November 11, 2020

your mom is hot

Self Explanitory

Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")

by Ben Personick January 3, 2004

your mom's box

the last thing that psycho mark, opie and anthony said before they got taken off the air in NY

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

by I dont remember my own name April 20, 2006

Your mom a jew

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

by The child master March 11, 2018