Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Greek yogurt

Semen inserted into the anus during anal sex.

"do you want some Greek yogurt?"
"She like Greek yogurt in her mouth."

by Greek yogurt lover February 19, 2018

strawberry yogurt

a mixture of female ejaculate and menstrual blood

man , she gave me some strawberry yogurt last night

by anonymous June 21, 2025

yogurt dip

An initiation of sorts, could be used in a frat or similar all male club. Current members ejaculate into a popsicle mold until it is full. The mold is then frozen into a “yogurt pop” .Then the new potential member must either choose to eat it in front of everyone, or take the yogurt dip and have the popsicle inserted into his ass and wait for it to melt.

John: “So what’d you have to do to get into that new frat?”
Jake: “I had to take a yogurt dip”

by AlohaSnackbar9504 June 1, 2018

yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021