Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
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Get the im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament mug.Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
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Get the I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥 mug.A term used to describe people heavily influenced by the school of thought of cultural Marxism. Describing individuals under a false sense of enlightenment, expressed through toxic victimhood, propoganda and race baiting. Woke invokes the idea of being awake to reality, however woke individuals prove they are far from it, twisting reality to fit their Marxist ideas of society.
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Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke.
1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye.
Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke)
2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt.
(Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.)
Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.
Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke.
1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye.
Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke)
2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt.
(Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.)
Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.
by ReclaimWoke March 27, 2023
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by Zerore0 January 1, 2024
Get the woke mug.1) To be an idiot
2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded
Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,
2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded
Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,
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